"Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something."

"When you're through changing, you're through."

"I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself."

"Man braucht nichts im Leben zu fürchten, man muß nur alles verstehen."

"Anything too stupid to be said is sung."

"It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead."

"Obscurity is usually the refuge of incompetence."

"I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it."