"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."

"Nicht weil es schwer ist, wagen wir es nicht, sondern weil wir es nicht wagen, ist es schwer."

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."

"What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds."

"There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time."

"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other."

"People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure."