2008-11-30

"До свидания... Мы еще много раз увидимся."

2008-11-29

"And yet she did make the sun stand still in a timeless lovers' limbo. In the darkness she seemed to be a hundred women with hundreds of hands, mouths, and loins. She was a Black with thick lips that engulfed him, and hard, high buttocks that clutched him. She was a Wasp virgin, supine, helpless, yet trembling with joy.

She was a succulent, crooning in his ear while her mouths drank arpeggios from his skin. She was an outworld animal emitting guttural grunts as he bestialized her. She became an inflated synthetic mannequin, squeaking and buzzing the sounds of a pinball machine. She was tough, tender, demanding, yielding, always unexpected.

And she inspired lurid fantasies in him. He was being whipped, crucified, drawn and quartered, branded with glowing irons. He thought he could see them together in impossible tangles reflected in magnifying mirrors. He panicked as he heard the front door being hammered while muffled voices shouted threats. His loins seemed to mount into a volcano of endless eruptions. Yet through all this he imagined he was carrying on a sparkling conversation with her over champagne and caviar as an erotic prelude to lounging before the fire to share love for the first time.

...

In the darkness he seemed to be a hundred men with hundreds of hands, mouths, and loins. He was a Black with a thick tongue that choked me, and hard, high strokes that shuddered deep into me.

He was a succulent, crooning in my ear while his mouths drank arpeggios from my skin, before, behind, between, above, below. He was an outworld animal emitting guttural grunts as he bestialized me and wrenched ecstatic moans from my belly. He was tough, tender, demanding, savage, macho, macho, macho. My loins trembled in an earthquake of endless spasms.

And yet through all this we were carrying on a sparkling conversation over champagne and caviar as an erotic prelude to lounging before the fire to share love for the first time, and after the first kiss he placed a ring on the third finger of my left hand, a pink-gold seal ring engraved with a Virginia flower."

2008-11-28

"The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do."

2008-11-27

"The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children."

2008-11-26

"В мужчине заложено чувство ритма, нужно только ему разрешить."

2008-11-25

"Things are only impossible until they're not."

2008-11-24

"May those who love us, love us. And those who don't love us - may God turn their hearts. And if He cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping."

2008-11-23

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment."

2008-11-22

"Why do we fall, sir? So that we might learn to pick ourselves up."

2008-11-21

"At that moment, Krishna took his Aspect upon him, raising up the Attribute of divine drunkenness. From his pipes there poured the bitter-dark sour-sweet melody contagious. The drunkenness within him expanded across the garden, in alternating waves of joy and sadness. He rose upon his lithe, dark legs and began to dance. His flat features were expressionless. His wet, dark hair lay in tight rings, like wire; even his beard was so curled. As he moved, the Apsarases came forth from the pool to follow him. His pipes wandered along the trails of the ancient melodies, growing more and more frenzied as he moved faster and faster, until finally he broke into the Rasa-lila, the Dance of Lust, and his retinue, hands on their hips, followed him with increasing speed through its gyrating movements."
"Die Menschen stolpern nicht über Berge, sondern über Maulwurfshügel."

2008-11-20

"Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought."

2008-11-19

"I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."

2008-11-18

"Je mehr Vergnügen du an deiner Arbeit hast, um so besser wird sie bezahlt."

2008-11-17

"Listen to me... In the first place, I'm grateful. When someone offers love it's like the end of the rainbow, and not many of us find that treasure. In the second place, I could love you right back, but you have to understand why... When love is given, the response is love; it's a kind of beautiful blackmail."

2008-11-16

"Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before... He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way."

2008-11-15

"Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal."

2008-11-14

"My, you look awfully warm. May I hang your garment while I get you another drink?.. Very good... My, you're full of freckles, aren't you?.. Are you cold now? Here, let me... There... There... There... Come, now weave us an illusion, my lovely, where we walk in a world that is free of such foolishness... This way now. Turn here... Now let there be a new Eden within this bunker, my moist-lipped one of the green eyes... What is that?.. What is it that is paramount within me at this instant of time?.. Truth, my love - and sincerity - and the desire to share..."

2008-11-13

"My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years."

2008-11-12

"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something."

2008-11-11

"A neophile can be defined as a personality type characterized by a strong affinity for novelty"

2008-11-10

"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"

2008-11-09

"Warum reisen wir? Auch dies, damit wir Menschen begegnen, die nicht meinen, daß sie uns kennen ein für allemal; damit wir noch einmal erfahren, was uns in diesem Leben möglich sei - Es ist ohnehin schon wenig genug."

2008-11-08

"Ein Tropfen Liebe ist mehr als ein Ozean Verstand."

2008-11-07

"Breath is the least appreciated gift of the gods. None sing hymns to it, praising the good air, breathed by king and beggar, master and dog alike. But, oh to be without it! Appreciate each breath... as though it were your last..."

2008-11-06

"You have no responsibility to live up to what other people think you ought to accomplish. I have no responsibility to be like they expect me to be.  It's their mistake, not my failing."

2008-11-05

"Happiness only real when shared."

2008-11-04

"Take him on long walks through the countryside... Feed him delicacies. Stir his soul with poetry and song. Find him strong drink to drink - there is none here in the monastery. Garb him in bright-hued silks. Fetch him a courtesan or three. Submerge him in living again. It is only thus that he may be freed from the chains of God."

2008-11-03

Geist ist die Voraussetzung der Langeweile.

2008-11-02

"Had we but world enough, and time,
This coyness, Lady, were no crime
We would sit down and think which way
To walk and pass our long love's day.
Thou by the Indian Ganges' side
Shouldst rubies find: I by the tide
Of Humber would complain. I would
Love you ten years before the Flood,
And you should, if you please, refuse
Till the conversion of the Jews.
My vegetable love should grow
Vaster than empires, and more slow;
An hundred years should go to praise
Thine eyes and on thy forehead gaze;
Two hundred to adore each breast,
But thirty thousand to the rest;
An age at least to every part,
And the last age should show your heart.
For, Lady, you deserve this state,
Nor would I love at lower rate.

But at my back I always hear
Time's winged chariot hurrying near;
And yonder all before us lie
Deserts of vast eternity.
Thy beauty shall no more be found,
Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound
My echoing song: then worms shall try
That long preserved virginity,
And your quaint honour turn to dust,
And into ashes all my lust:
The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace.

Now therefore, while the youthful hue
Sits on thy skin like morning dew,
And while thy willing soul transpires
At every pore with instant fires,
Now let us sport us while we may,
And now, like amorous birds of prey,
Rather at once our time devour
Than languish in his slow-chapt power.
Let us roll all our strength and all
Our sweetness up into one ball,
And tear our pleasures with rough strife
Through the iron gates of life:
Thus, though we cannot make our sun
Stand still, yet we will make him run."

2008-11-01

"Alles, was sich zu lange hinschleppt, ehe es zu etwas nur irgend Sichtbarem wird, verliert an Interesse."